The Boys of the Hacienda Bitch Back.

Look, you may as well know, cos we all gossip about it - Red and Kit really got serious when Red allowed him to sweat in his bed for four weeks when he had influenza. It's kind of irrelevant to club HC but it can be read here.

As good writers we should all plug the great snipets from the greatest net authors available here cues, hyperbole courtesty of drama queans international.

((The greatness that is the Unitarian Jihad is here, stolen from tyellas and elenbarathi))

Well, It being a sunday morning and all the sinners in Church the boys of the Hacienda get some downtime in which to discuss the burning issues of the day:

( The important question of the day - what is your Unitarian Jihad name? )

You can get your name here. Or join up at unitarian_jihad

A very long digression on Kit's undergraduate days. Done in modern dress. Kit's a helpful slut, Will's a wannabe playwright who gets the brush off. Rated R for Kit's extra curricular college activities and foul mouth.

( Inside Information )

On Kit's rather demure exterior: Marlowe never realy went wild until after he got his BA, according to the college records he attended class and caused no problems. Also, he probably had very little money to go wild on, as until he started doing whatever shady stuff he started doing, his income was the princley sum of a shilling a week (roughly £5 modern money). Well, he never went wild on record anyhow.

On his reasonable grades: The historical Marlowe wasn't an academic genius, the source I've got states he came 199th out of 231 BA candidites in his year.

Kit's dirty mouth is at least apocryphal if not historically provable.